Fast Rally, Fast Growth, Big Rise, and 20 Crypto Jokes
After the previous week ended with bitcoin becoming a more preferred investment at the expense of ethereum once again, the gaming industry is driving the growth of the blockchain-powered dapp sector with DeFi and NFT losing some field, and a global investigation by the ICIJ – dubbed the Pandora Papers – exposed how the global elite were using offshore structures and trusts in tax havens to hide their wealth. Next, bitcoin broke through the resistance of $ 55,000, returned to a market cap of $ 1,000,000, and decoupled from stocks, while the Bitcoin Lightning Network is growing faster than public metrics show. Stellar rallied around the announcement of the MoneyGram partnership, AXS moved up to an ATH again after the team behind him announced a new DEX, and Shiba Inu soared, then approached the top 10 Meanwhile, deposits on South Korea’s “big four” exchanges rose 1.368%, CoinSwitch Kuber said it had raised more than $ 260 million at a valuation of $ 1.9 billion, and CoinShares invested in the Swiss online bank FlowBank.
While crypto regulation is the order of the day in Latin America, Chainalysis has found that India’s crypto market is more âmatureâ than those in Vietnam and Pakistan. A leading Salvadoran engineering scholar has claimed that volcano-fueled Bitcoin mining could be ruinous to the country’s economy, while President Bukele blasted critics as the price of BTC rose; US SEC Chairman has ruled out the possibility of implementing a Chinese-style crypto crackdown, IMF suggested economic leaders fight crypto by issuing their own CBDCs, BIS said the financial system is in “an era of disruption,” and the FBS has warned that countries should work to prevent “regulatory arbitrage” for stablecoins.
At least six XRP holders will spend their days in court in the Ripple-SEC battle, while the regulator has handed Circle a subpoena. Unstoppable Domains and 30 of the world’s crypto wallets have formed the Wallet Alliance, Sino-Global will enter into a Bitcoin mining machine joint venture with Highsharp to work on the development of the ‘Thor’ mining machine, and the Cryptoverse with Busta Rhymes has pointed out the flaws of centralization after Facebook broke for hours. North Korea is spear phishing the crypto industry, and while Compound Finance ran into more trouble when $ 65 million of COMP was poured into the bugged contract, the developer Anonymous behind Evolved Apes went missing with $ 2.9 million in project funds.
And now it’s time to enjoy your jokes. Start now!
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Hey, CT! A seated for your thoughts.
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Now let’s see how this month is going in the Cryptoverse.
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So the markets are doing well?
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Speaking of good⦠I look good!

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User response to all analysts.
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Or to quote them: âCrypto. No.”
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Sad and poor 500.

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FinBro meets BitBro.
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But there is someone facing an even more confusing situation.
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Is this the âcome on, do somethingâ situation again?
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Let’s see what BTC has to say about it all.
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Advice for newcomers.
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A lesson for all who need it.

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“You idiot.”

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Additional truth.
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Look at these moves, a real crypto shinobi – a cryptobi, if you will – right there.
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They also send minors to volcanoes.
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It still is!
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And now! Time for crypto music! First a classic.
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Followed by âBitcoin is freedom’s best friendâ.